A Sample Session with the Shrink...

   The following is a sample dialog between a human user (the "patient") and
the SHRINK.  The patient's input is shown in lower-case text while the SHRINK's
responses are shown in upper case.

(shrink)   <--Use (eliza) for the older version
WELCOME TO MY SOFA!
PLEASE ENCLOSE YOUR INPUT IN PARENTHESIS.
(hello)
TELL ME MORE.
(i have a small problem)
HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD A SMALL PROBLEM?
(ever since my girl friend discovered my true love)
ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR.
(i see)
YOU SEE.
(yes)
HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE?
(because i understand your comment)
IS THAT REALLY THE REASON?
(perhaps not)
I SEE.
(she wants me to give up computers)
SHE WANTS YOU TO GIVE UP COMPUTERS.
(you got it)
WHAT DOES THAT INDICATE.
(i cant see you any more)
YOU CANT SEE ME ANYMORE.
(no but)
(DONT BE SO NEGATIVE.
(but i will dream of you)
FOR DREAM ANALYSIS SEE FREUD.
(bye)
GOODBYE